DoS jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.