DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.