DoS jokes
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.