What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
DoS Jokes
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
