What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
DoS Jokes
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
