DoS jokes

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

How do you name an Asian child?

Ring the doorbell.