What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
