DoS jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

What do you call your mom?

My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

Dad joke time:

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?

Because they don't have home buttons.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot.

You racist fuck!

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.