DoS jokes
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.