How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Should I do a face reveal?