What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
DoS Jokes
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
