DoS jokes
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.