DoS jokes
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!