How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
DoS Jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
