What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
DoS Jokes
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
