In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
DoS Jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
