DoS jokes
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.