Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
