Do jokes

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Memes

Rapper

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

Spy

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Ass

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!