Do jokes
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Memes
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."