Do jokes
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Memes
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.