Do jokes
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
FIRST DATE
Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.