Do jokes
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.