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Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

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  • What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

    Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

    What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

    Standing ovation!

    Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"

    Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.