Do jokes
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.