Do jokes
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar