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What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!