Do jokes
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.