Do jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.