Do jokes
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.