Diva jokes

Divorce

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Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Divorce

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British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

Racism

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In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

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hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas