Diva jokes
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Community talk
hi guys lemme get this straight, my names annelise and i live next door to elsa, she told me abt explain bear and explain hamster and suggested i become explain dinosaur so i did! im 15 and yh :) pls dont confuse me with elsa lmao. ty divas