Disstrack jokes

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

like this if you don't like school.

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.