Diplodocus jokes
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Did you know
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.