Dingus jokes
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."