Digga D jokes

Digga D?

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.

SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”

MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.