Dice Box jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!