Dependent jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.