Dependent jokes

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.