Delivery driver jokes

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

Uber driver: .........

Me: .........

Uber driver: .........

Me: 5 stars.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.