Delivery driver jokes

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.