Degree Celsius jokes

Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"

Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.