Degree Celsius jokes

Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"

Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?

Because it's 90 degrees.