Deformation jokes

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?

A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.