Dazzle jokes
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Community talk
The body is just a vessel, like a ship with nobody onboard drifting in the blackness of the sea. When you look up you see the stars dazzled where the stars have long passed but the light still travels, the near infinite beauty must have a creator, who embellishes the space between the heavens and the earth, in my mind, even a rock has a soul and speaks profound speech. This is the power of my Lord the Exalted, above our highest level of consciousness.