Daycare jokes

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?