Day Care Center jokes

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.