Day Care Center jokes

Scale

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On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Orphanage

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I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Basement

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What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

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  • Monkey

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    Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

    One fell off and bumped his head.

    The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

    “We’re calling Child Protective Services.”