Dark Red jokes
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.