Dark Red jokes
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
