Damn You jokes

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!