Damn You jokes

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.