Damn You

Damn You Jokes

are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered him beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer” DAMN YOU PESSI