Damn You jokes

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

What the hell dam, hell dam?

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.