Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
