Cube jokes

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Gan cube prices?

Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.