Cub jokes

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.