Cub

Cub Jokes

Scout

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

Bear

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

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  • Cheetah

    What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

    "Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"