Cub jokes

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.