Cub jokes

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.