Cub jokes

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.