What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub- GO TO BED OR SLAP YOUR SPOTS OF YOU
What’s Blue and comes in Brownies? Cub scouts.
