Creatine jokes
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Buy KFC or else.