Creatine jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.