Creatine jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Buy KFC or else.