Crack head jokes

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.