Cow jokes

Cow jokes jokes

Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cow

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

Cow

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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  • Udder

    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

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  • Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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