Cow jokes jokes

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why was the cow afraid?

He was a cow herd.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."