Cookie Cutter jokes

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!