Cookie Cutter jokes
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.
“May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.